逝者不可追，來者猶未卜，最珍貴、最需要即時掌握的「當下」，往往在這兩者蹉跎間，轉眼錯失。人生如寄，轉眼即逝。

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Dear Colleagues:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals

throughout the company have been using foul language during the course

of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received

from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language

will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical

importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when

communicating with coworkers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new

phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and

information can continue in an effective manner without risk of

offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:

Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF:

And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF:

No fucking way.

TRY SAYING:

Really?

INSTEAD 

OF:

You've got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING:

Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF:

Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:

I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF:

It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:

That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF:

What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:

I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF:

This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:

I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF:

Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:

He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF:

He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:

So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF:

Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING:

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF:

Get at the end of the fuckin' line.

TRY SAYING:

I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF:

What the fuck's yer problem?

TRY SAYING:

I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF:

This shit is fuckin' impossible.

TRY SAYING:

You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF:

Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:

I see.

INSTEAD OF:

Blow me.

TRY SAYING:

I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF:

You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Thank You,

Human Resources😖😖😖