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別了林船長，當您見到我們此刻聚首的時候，您的船也許已到達了遠方的彼岸。您的離開是如斯的倉卒，叫我們難以接受；您的離開更無聲地丟下了同學們仍未說出口的感謝。此刻我懷著極哀痛的心情，祝福您安息，走好。 記得多年前我們初次見面，言談間您關注到同學們對前途的憂慮，您說會薄盡綿力輔助他們。林船長，您實在是太謙了。是您多年來對年青同學們的關懷，使他們踏上了驕傲的人生旅途，在一段段的航程裡，您不遺餘力地帶他們走過一次又一次的風浪。我想告訴您，今天有些同學已成功踏上事業的階梯，他們正想向您說聲感謝，無奈您已再聽不到他們的聲音 … 樹欲靜而風不息，但願此刻您在天上能聽到他們的禱告 - 林船長，謝謝您。您對航海界偉大的無私奉獻，將永遠留在我們心中。 總理 😔

A salesman is trying to call a client.  The phone rang and a little boy, in a whisper, says,  "Hello". Salesman: "Is your mommy there?" Little Boy: (whisper) "Yes" Salesman:"Can I speak with her?" Little Boy: (whisper) "She's busy" Salesman: "Is your Daddy there?" Little Boy: (whisper) "Yes" Salesman:"Can I speak with him?" Little Boy: (whisper) "He's busy" Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?" Little Boy: (whisper) "The fire Department " Salesman:"Can I talk to one of them?" Little Boy: (whisper) "They're busy" Salesman: "Is there anybody else there?" Little Boy: (whisper) "The Police Department " Salesman:"Can I talk to one of them?" Little Boy: (whisper) "They're busy" Salesman: "Let me get this straight, your mother,  father, the  fire  department and the police department are all in your hou...