A genie lamp that would grant the man one wish. "I like 青島so can you build a highway so I could drive there direct?" The genie uttered "I am quite tired of construction work, can you think of something a little more simple?" " Well-I have been married to my wife for 20 years but I still don't understand her, can you make it so from now ... on?" The genie sighed "OK the highway, two lane or four?" 婦女節快樂!😈