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Councel: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse or breathing? Doctor:  No. So it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Doctor:  No. How can you be so sure, Doctor? ... Doctor : Because his brain was on my desk in a jar. Councel: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? Doctor: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law👽

在產房裡，有一種新的實驗性藥物，可以讓母親將25%的分娩疼痛轉移給父親。 妻子服下了一顆藥丸。丈夫說：「我一點感覺都沒有。再吃一顆吧，我可以承受。」結果還是沒有任何反應。 最後，妻子把四顆藥丸都吃了，順利生下一個男嬰，完全沒有感受到疼痛。 他們回到家時，卻發現年輕的郵差痛至倒斃在家門口。 I n the maternity ward a new experimental drug that allows the mother to transfer 25% labouring pain to the father.  The wife took the pill. The husband said "I don't feel a thing. Take another pill and I can handle this." Still nothing happened.  Finally the wife took all four pills and gave birth to a baby boy without suffering any pain.  They went home and there they found the young postman dead on the doorstep >.<😂

我們尊敬的立法會議員去看醫生.... “ 醫生，我有 的 胃 氣脹 問題，雖然放 出來 從來沒有味道，而且是無聲的。 但... 您能幫幫我嗎？ ” 醫生給了她一些藥。她下周又回來了。 “ 醫生，我不知道您給了我什麼藥，但現在我的屁 …… 雖然還是無聲的 …… 卻臭得不得了。 ” “ 很好！ ” 醫生說， “ 現在你的鼻子通了，接下來 是 要 醫 治你的耳朵。 ”💬 Our honorable member of Legislative Council went to see her doctor.  "Doc,I have problem with gas, though it never smell and are always silent. Can you help?"  The doctor gave her some pills. She returned the next week. "Doc I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts.. although still silent... stink terribly."  "Good!"  The doctor said "Now that your nostril is cleared, next will be your hearing."👺